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♪ Il ♪

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♪ lumination ♪

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♪ Illumination ♪

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♪ Illumination. ♪

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Hyah! Hyah!

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Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

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Uh

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Eh

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- Hey.
- Hey. Yoo-hoo.

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Oh!

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All right, everybody,
gather round.

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This is our latest,
very special exhibit

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where you’ll learn all about
your favorite movies

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- and actors.
- Wow. -Ooh.

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Welcome to
The Magic of Hollywood!

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Look at all
this cool stuff. Oh.

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Look up there. It’s E.T.

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Oh, and look at this one.

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Keanu Reeves.

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And you all know
George Lucas, right?

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Oh, yes, he’s great.

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I’d really like to go home now.

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Come on, only a few more weeks
left in the exhibit.

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You can do it.

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Can I at least have
my cell phone?

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Oh, George, you’re just gonna
use it to call for help.

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Oh, and over here,

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oh, wow, the most important
figures in the exhibit.

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Without them,
there would be no Hollywood.

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James and Henry!

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Who?

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Are you serious?

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James and Henry.

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- Minions.
- I know the Minions.

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But I’ve never seen, uh

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James and Henry.

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- Yeah. Never heard of them.
- Me neither.

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This is insane!

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James and Henry are legends,
and they changed Hollywood forever.

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Not just Hollywood,
they changed the world.

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And their story is epic.

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They’re what?

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What is she talking about?

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You know what? Change of plans.

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Everybody, sit down. Now.

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All of you. Come on, sit down.

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Tommy. You, too, Glasses
and Mr. Johnson.

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And-and-and you, too,
Bubble Girl.

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As you may know,
throughout time,

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dozens of Minion tribes
have been roaming our planet,

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<i>searching for
the perfect villain</i>

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<i>to serve.</i>

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♪ Ho, ho ♪

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<i>And among them
was a very special guy.</i>

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<i>That’s him right there.</i>

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<i>James.</i>

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<i>He liked to draw, paint,
but, above all,</i>

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<i>he loved to invent stories
and share them with his buddies.</i>

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- Hey, Alberto.
Look at me booka. - Huh?

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¿Te gusta?

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Uh um, meh.

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Ah. Uh, Eric.

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Huh?

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Hey, James! Hey!
Okay?

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Uh, uh, es Sí, sí.

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<i>The rest of his tribe, however,</i>

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<i>they were just interested
in one thing.</i>

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Big Boss. Ooh

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<i>To serve the most evil
master they can find.</i>

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<i>And this guy checked
all the boxes.</i>

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<i>Scary? Check.</i>

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<i>Burly? Check.</i>

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- <i>Super mean?</i>
- Ooh.

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Pout! Pout! Pout!

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<i>Double check.</i>

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Oh.

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No, no, no!

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Pout! Pout! Pout!

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Pout! Pout! Pout!

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<i>He was a perfect ten.</i>

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Pout! Pout! Pout!

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Pout! Pout! Pout!

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<i>To show their new
master how much they cared,</i>

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<i>the Minions did everything
for him.</i>

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<i>But James wanted
to go one step further</i>

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<i>and create something
truly wonderful for his master.</i>

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Uh, uh, what? Ah.

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Ah. Hey, Big Boss!

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Hey, looka! Looka!

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Regarde!

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C’est tu!

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Et c’est nous!

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Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

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Pout, pout, pout.

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Uh

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No, pout, pout, pouta. No.

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No.

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Eh?

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Regarde! Regarde!

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Ah, ooh, ooh.

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Uh, pulla, pulla

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Phew.

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Hey, hey, uh, no, no, no!

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¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!

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Oomph!

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Ow!

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Oh! Ooh! Oh!

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- Oh, James.
- James.

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<i>The Minions were banished</i>

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<i>from the Cyclops’s island
that day,</i>

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<i>and everyone was mad at James.</i>

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James, James, James!

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- Oh.
<i>- Well, not everyone.</i>

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<i>One other Minion found it very funny.</i>

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Big Boss. Pout, pout, pout.

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Ayah, ouch.

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<i>And that was Henry.</i>

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Ooh la la la.

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Allez.

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Hey, James.

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Ah, sí, sí.

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Uh-uh.

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Nope. Nope, nope, nope.

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Hey.

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Huh?

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Mee-ta Henry.

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Ah, bello. Mee-ta James.

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- Tapioca?
- Ah, oh, tapioca.

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Ooh, hey.

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Sí.

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Oh, oh.

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Hey, oh!

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- Ah, o-okay. Sí, sí.
- Sí. Sí.

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Blah.

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<i>And from that moment on,</i>

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<i>James and Henry
were inseparable.</i>

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<i>The best of friends
and by each other’s side</i>

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- <i>no matter where they went</i>
- MINIONS: Big Boss! Big Boss!

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- <i>or who they worked for.</i>
- Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

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<i>Their next master
was extremely promising,</i>

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<i>very powerful and,
more importantly, very evil.</i>

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<i>And his book... ooh, dear me,
it had some wicked spells in it.</i>

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Misha stroganoff.

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Oh la la la.

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Brush up! Brush up!

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No touch of la bookiski.

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- No touch of!
- Okay, okay. No touch of.

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Ah.

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- No touch of!
- Bah no, no.

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Hey, James. James.

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Come here, come here. Looka.

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Touch of la bookiski.

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Oh.

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Looka. Come here, come here.

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Oh.

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Bella la monstra.

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Ooh la. Ooh.

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Oh, oh! La! La rabbit!

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Holy kawaii! Voy a la spella.

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Uh

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Aw.

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Cute-a.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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Uh, hah. Blah. Command-Zed.

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Command-Zed!

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Undo!

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Command-Zed!

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Undo!

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<i>Once again, the Minions
had inadvertently lost a master.</i>

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Henry!

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<i>On the plus side,</i>

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<i>James and Henry’s friendship
became stronger that day</i>

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- Uh
- Uh

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<i>even if it made</i>

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<i>some of the other Minions
unhappy.</i>

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<i>Oh, this is Ed, by the way.</i>

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<i>He’s a friendly Minion
who is a bit hard of hearing.</i>

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<i>So they came up with a way of
communicating with each other.</i>

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- Y polenta, la mango.
- Mm-hmm.

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Come here.

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Huh?

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<i>And so the Minions went
from one boss to the next.</i>

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<i>And there were many.</i>

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The Big Boss!

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Uh, buddies.

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Por favor.

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Uh. Huh? Ah!

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Oh, Chris!

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Oh, Bill.

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Oh, Patrick.

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Huh?

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Oh, Brian.

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<i>But after a while,</i>

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<i>they couldn’t find
any more evil masters to serve.</i>

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<i>For a very long time,
the Minions wandered about,</i>

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<i>tired and losing hope.</i>

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Okay.

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Okay?

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<i>And that
very bossy Minion there,</i>

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<i>that’s Dick.</i>

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<i>He barked at everyone
to make camp for the night.</i>

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Eh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.

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<i>Now, because of their nonstop</i>

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<i>blabbering and giggling,
Dick ordered Henry and James</i>

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<i>to go sleep away from
everyone else, as per usual.</i>

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<i>Which was fine with them,</i>

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<i>as it meant they could
stay up all night</i>

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<i>discussing the meaning of life,
the cosmos,</i>

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<i>their hopes, their dreams.</i>

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- Ooh la la.
- Bank you.

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- Bellissimo, James.
- Uh-huh.

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Ah. Dick.

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Asparagus.

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Mick or no.
Mick or no. Mick or no.

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Hey, yo! Henry, James! Sleepa!

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Hey.

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Go, go, go.

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- Hey, Henry, wake up.
- Huh?

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<i>Oof. And with that,</i>

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<i>Dick lost his temper again.</i>

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<i>And he said all he had on
his mind about the two friends.</i>

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<i>Henry thought long and hard
about Dick’s remarks</i>

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<i>and decided to punch him.</i>

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<i>But thankfully Ed intervened,</i>

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<i>signed for his friend
to calm down,</i>

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<i>breathe deeply</i>

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- <i>and</i>
- Hey. Hey!

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<i>Punched Dick himself.</i>

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Uh, putt, putt, putt, putt.
Okay?

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<i>Well, this seemed like</i>

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- <i>the breaking point</i>
- Looka!

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<i>But then Dick saw something</i>

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<i>that would change
the Minions’ lives forever.</i>

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Big Boss! Ah! Ooh! Ah!

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Big Boss.

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Hey, buddies!

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Bye-bye!

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What the?

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Hyah!

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Huh? Buddies, looka!

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To the train!

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- Follow him!
- Get on up! Get after him!

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Go, go, go!

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Hmm?

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- After him!
- Come here, you little

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00:16:06,939 --> 00:16:08,941
Hey!

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00:16:11,668 --> 00:16:12,841
Huh? Oh.

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00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:24,681
Hey! Down here!

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Buddies! Helpa me!

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What? Oh!

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00:16:56,609 --> 00:16:58,335
Whoa, whoa!

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00:17:03,547 --> 00:17:06,585
Big Boss! Hey!

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- Uh, oh.
- Oh.

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00:17:31,403 --> 00:17:32,852
Hey, hey, looka.

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00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:35,614
Toot, toot!

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Uh, uh, oh.

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00:18:10,304 --> 00:18:11,581
Oh, oh, oh.

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00:18:26,043 --> 00:18:28,045
Hey. Toot, toot!

259
00:18:28,184 --> 00:18:30,117
- Toot!
- Toot!

260
00:18:30,255 --> 00:18:31,577
Agh.

261
00:18:31,601 --> 00:18:32,785
- Broke off.
- Huh?

262
00:18:32,809 --> 00:18:34,638
Toot, toot!

263
00:18:34,776 --> 00:18:36,056
- Toot, toot, toot!
- Toot, toot!

264
00:18:43,268 --> 00:18:45,304
Buddies, go, go!

265
00:18:45,442 --> 00:18:47,134
Toot, toot!

266
00:18:59,491 --> 00:19:01,493
Ah!

267
00:19:15,748 --> 00:19:18,337
Please don’t hurt me!

268
00:19:18,475 --> 00:19:20,650
Big Boss.

269
00:19:21,685 --> 00:19:22,514
Phew.

270
00:19:22,652 --> 00:19:23,894
Look out!

271
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,551
Kumquat?

272
00:19:26,414 --> 00:19:27,414
Huh?

273
00:19:27,484 --> 00:19:28,658
Huh?

274
00:19:28,796 --> 00:19:30,418
No.

275
00:19:36,528 --> 00:19:38,806
Stop!

276
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:42,603
Sto

277
00:19:42,741 --> 00:19:45,122
op!

278
00:19:54,546 --> 00:19:56,479
Toot, toot.

279
00:19:56,617 --> 00:19:58,619
Cut!

280
00:19:58,757 --> 00:20:00,931
Okay, people, back to one.

281
00:20:02,347 --> 00:20:03,865
And you!

282
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,005
Do you have any idea
what you have done?

283
00:20:07,697 --> 00:20:09,561
La Boss y, uh, conducto

284
00:20:09,699 --> 00:20:12,253
Huh? E la toot, toot.
Y la James también.

285
00:20:12,391 --> 00:20:13,496
Sí, toot, toot.

286
00:20:15,498 --> 00:20:17,154
Stop! Stop.

287
00:20:17,293 --> 00:20:19,156
You’ve ruined everything.

288
00:20:19,295 --> 00:20:21,055
It was a perfect scene.

289
00:20:21,193 --> 00:20:23,989
All that work. All that money.
All that effort.

290
00:20:24,127 --> 00:20:25,508
Uh No?

291
00:20:25,646 --> 00:20:27,006
Get out of here.

292
00:20:27,061 --> 00:20:28,581
You, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you.

293
00:20:28,649 --> 00:20:29,649
- And you.
- Me?

294
00:20:29,684 --> 00:20:31,168
Definitely you. Get out!

295
00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:34,033
Out! Out, out, out, out, out!

296
00:20:34,171 --> 00:20:36,001
Out!

297
00:20:38,072 --> 00:20:39,901
<i>Verschwindet!</i>

298
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,593
Let’s go again.

299
00:20:41,731 --> 00:20:43,042
Uh, hey, boss.

300
00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:44,803
We’re out of film.

301
00:20:46,598 --> 00:20:49,152
This is not going
to go down well.

302
00:21:08,482 --> 00:21:10,622
You tell that no-talent bum

303
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,934
if he messes up again,
he’s fired!

304
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,074
And then send him
a bottle of champagne

305
00:21:15,212 --> 00:21:17,180
because it’s his birthday.

306
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,596
Oh! There he is.

307
00:21:19,734 --> 00:21:21,574
Our favorite director.

308
00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:22,841
Hello, Mr. Bright.

309
00:21:22,979 --> 00:21:24,567
- Mr. Bright.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

310
00:21:24,705 --> 00:21:26,303
All right, let’s see what you shot.

311
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,674
Roll the scene, now.

312
00:21:28,812 --> 00:21:30,642
We are so excited to see it.

313
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:32,091
Come on, let’s go.

314
00:21:32,229 --> 00:21:33,817
Just so you know, Mr. Bright,

315
00:21:33,955 --> 00:21:35,371
we had

316
00:21:35,509 --> 00:21:37,683
a small problem.

317
00:21:37,821 --> 00:21:38,891
A problem?

318
00:21:39,029 --> 00:21:41,135
Is just a puzzle
for friends to solve.

319
00:21:41,273 --> 00:21:43,137
Problems cost money, Elwood.

320
00:21:43,275 --> 00:21:44,621
If this scene is terrible,

321
00:21:44,759 --> 00:21:48,729
you will never work
in this town again.

322
00:21:48,867 --> 00:21:50,144
But we’re sure you’ll do great

323
00:21:50,282 --> 00:21:52,111
in any number of other towns.

324
00:21:53,596 --> 00:21:55,149
Roll the scene, please,
and thank you.

325
00:22:19,311 --> 00:22:21,348
Ooh, here we go.

326
00:22:24,696 --> 00:22:26,318
What is going on?

327
00:22:26,456 --> 00:22:28,769
I know. That’s what I was
trying to tell you at the

328
00:22:31,634 --> 00:22:33,394
What are those things?

329
00:22:33,532 --> 00:22:35,327
Uh they, uh

330
00:22:35,465 --> 00:22:36,825
You changed the whole scene.

331
00:22:36,915 --> 00:22:38,537
But I didn’t.

332
00:22:38,675 --> 00:22:41,506
I oh, boy, I didn’t.

333
00:22:41,644 --> 00:22:43,266
It’s genius!

334
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,612
What?

335
00:22:46,442 --> 00:22:47,960
The scene, it’s great.

336
00:22:48,098 --> 00:22:49,824
It’s better than great.
I love it!

337
00:22:49,962 --> 00:22:52,586
Those sickly children,
oh, they’re fantastic.

338
00:22:52,724 --> 00:22:54,404
They have to be in
every shot of the movie.

339
00:22:54,484 --> 00:22:55,899
Uh yeah.

340
00:22:56,037 --> 00:22:57,936
Okay. Absolutely.

341
00:22:58,074 --> 00:23:01,077
I’m going to get
my very good friends...

342
00:23:01,215 --> 00:23:03,493
just those, uh, uh,
what’s their names...

343
00:23:03,631 --> 00:23:05,909
and put them in the movie!

344
00:23:09,948 --> 00:23:10,948
Sam?

345
00:23:10,983 --> 00:23:12,399
Elwood?

346
00:23:12,537 --> 00:23:14,297
Would you mind playing it?

347
00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:15,712
All right.

348
00:23:19,129 --> 00:23:21,684
Ah, that’s the stuff, Frankie.

349
00:23:21,822 --> 00:23:24,790
Ah, yes, it is, Elwood.

350
00:23:24,928 --> 00:23:27,862
Schnell! Schnell!
Get me my car!

351
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,830
Faster, faster!

352
00:23:29,968 --> 00:23:32,280
We need to find them.
Where are they?

353
00:23:32,419 --> 00:23:33,454
Get out of the way!

354
00:23:33,592 --> 00:23:35,318
Move it, move it!

355
00:23:39,771 --> 00:23:41,231
Give women the vote!

356
00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:42,601
Give women the vote!

357
00:23:42,739 --> 00:23:44,476
- Give women the vote!
- Take the next right.

358
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,087
They could be on Sunset.

359
00:23:47,503 --> 00:23:49,194
- Ah.
- Ah.

360
00:23:49,332 --> 00:23:51,230
Oh, looka!

361
00:23:51,368 --> 00:23:52,542
Ooh, ooh, ooh!

362
00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:57,616
Mmm!

363
00:23:57,754 --> 00:23:58,893
Hey, hey!

364
00:24:04,623 --> 00:24:05,900
Oh.

365
00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:10,318
Eh, looka.

366
00:24:16,566 --> 00:24:18,223
Hey!

367
00:24:18,361 --> 00:24:20,259
- Huh?
- Don’t let ’em get away!

368
00:24:21,709 --> 00:24:23,262
Huh?

369
00:24:26,542 --> 00:24:27,715
Huh?

370
00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:37,955
Whoa!

371
00:24:48,011 --> 00:24:49,461
My boys!

372
00:24:49,599 --> 00:24:51,877
I’ve been looking all over
for you. Get in, get in.

373
00:24:52,015 --> 00:24:53,534
- There they are!
- Uh

374
00:24:53,672 --> 00:24:55,192
Get those little guys!

375
00:24:56,468 --> 00:24:58,366
Quick, quick.

376
00:24:58,505 --> 00:24:59,644
Go, go, go!

377
00:25:01,646 --> 00:25:04,165
Don’t let them get away!

378
00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:05,960
Banana!

379
00:25:14,693 --> 00:25:16,764
Wunderbar. Wunderbar.

380
00:25:16,902 --> 00:25:18,490
Uh, first things first.

381
00:25:18,628 --> 00:25:19,836
Who are you?

382
00:25:19,974 --> 00:25:21,454
- Henry.
- Y James.

383
00:25:21,493 --> 00:25:22,977
Dick.

384
00:25:24,945 --> 00:25:26,222
- Ed.
- Uh

385
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,840
- Soy Peter!
- Ken.

386
00:25:32,815 --> 00:25:34,886
Is-is there a name
I can just call all of you?

387
00:25:35,024 --> 00:25:36,128
Bah

388
00:25:36,266 --> 00:25:37,336
Minions.

389
00:25:37,474 --> 00:25:39,994
Look, Minions, my name is Max.

390
00:25:40,132 --> 00:25:41,513
Bello, Max!

391
00:25:41,651 --> 00:25:43,308
Yeah, hi.

392
00:25:43,446 --> 00:25:45,586
Okay, I’m so sorry
about earlier.

393
00:25:45,724 --> 00:25:48,520
So, I would like
to work with you.

394
00:25:48,658 --> 00:25:50,453
We should make movies.

395
00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:51,661
- Movies?
- Movies?

396
00:25:51,799 --> 00:25:52,973
- Movies?
- Huh?

397
00:25:53,111 --> 00:25:55,044
You don’t know what movies are?

398
00:25:55,182 --> 00:25:56,528
Mm

399
00:25:56,666 --> 00:26:01,084
Movies are stories that
play out right in front of you,

400
00:26:01,222 --> 00:26:05,606
and people love them and people
love the people who make them.

401
00:26:05,744 --> 00:26:07,574
Storya.

402
00:26:07,712 --> 00:26:10,300
James La storya.

403
00:26:10,438 --> 00:26:11,888
Le movies? ¿Para mí?

404
00:26:12,026 --> 00:26:14,028
Sí, James. Sí!

405
00:26:16,721 --> 00:26:19,586
Welcome to
Bright Brothers Pictures,

406
00:26:19,724 --> 00:26:22,485
where we make
all kinds of movies.

407
00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:24,280
Oh, oh!

408
00:26:26,696 --> 00:26:28,629
- Hello, Josh.
- Hey, Sam.

409
00:26:30,804 --> 00:26:32,668
Perfect.

410
00:26:38,915 --> 00:26:40,468
All right, positions, everybody!

411
00:26:40,607 --> 00:26:42,643
Find your mark

412
00:26:54,172 --> 00:26:55,656
Whoo!

413
00:27:02,214 --> 00:27:04,251
It’s a wrap.
Congratulations, everyone!

414
00:27:07,495 --> 00:27:09,325
Fantástico!

415
00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:10,567
It is fantástico.

416
00:27:10,706 --> 00:27:12,259
It’s exciting, isn’t it?

417
00:27:12,397 --> 00:27:14,813
Oh!

418
00:27:14,951 --> 00:27:16,988
Ah, James,
I love your enthusiasm.

419
00:27:17,126 --> 00:27:19,024
How about you gentlemen?

420
00:27:19,162 --> 00:27:21,130
Do you want
to make movies, too? -

421
00:27:21,268 --> 00:27:23,546
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
No maka le movies.

422
00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:25,548
Big Boss.

423
00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:26,929
Mm. -Uh

424
00:27:27,067 --> 00:27:28,827
Le movies!

425
00:27:28,965 --> 00:27:31,071
Excellent. Let’s get to work.

426
00:27:31,209 --> 00:27:36,007
So, I need you to act
in a, mm, very simple scene.

427
00:27:36,145 --> 00:27:40,183
Here. You stay here,
and I shall return.

428
00:27:40,321 --> 00:27:41,529
Uh

429
00:27:41,668 --> 00:27:43,014
Oh.

430
00:27:43,152 --> 00:27:44,394
Okay, listen up.

431
00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:45,844
So here’s the scene.

432
00:27:45,982 --> 00:27:47,535
You see those large,
heavily armed men?

433
00:27:47,674 --> 00:27:50,607
They suspect you have killed
their leader,

434
00:27:50,746 --> 00:27:52,679
and they want you dead.

435
00:27:52,817 --> 00:27:53,817
Gweek.

436
00:27:53,921 --> 00:27:55,164
Uh, gweek?

437
00:27:55,302 --> 00:27:56,855
All right, I need you

438
00:27:56,993 --> 00:27:59,893
to really sell the drama.

439
00:28:00,031 --> 00:28:02,309
You do a good job,
and you’re hired!

440
00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:05,346
You fail, it’s back
to wandering the streets,

441
00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:06,900
scavenging for food.

442
00:28:07,038 --> 00:28:09,040
Have fun with it!

443
00:28:09,178 --> 00:28:10,213
Okay!

444
00:28:10,351 --> 00:28:12,284
Ready, action!

445
00:28:12,422 --> 00:28:13,665
Attack!

446
00:28:14,908 --> 00:28:16,219
Uh, buddies?

447
00:28:18,152 --> 00:28:20,120
No, no, no, no, no!

448
00:28:22,053 --> 00:28:24,400
Henry!

449
00:28:25,642 --> 00:28:28,231
Henry, helpa!

450
00:28:35,031 --> 00:28:36,826
Buddies!

451
00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:43,591
Help!

452
00:28:53,878 --> 00:28:54,878
- Skoal!
- Skoal!

453
00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:58,537
Hey.

454
00:28:59,711 --> 00:29:00,988
Cut!

455
00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:04,233
Huh?

456
00:29:04,371 --> 00:29:06,718
Okay, that was

457
00:29:06,856 --> 00:29:09,307
perfect!

458
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,348
Minions, are you ready
to become stars?

459
00:29:16,486 --> 00:29:19,869
And I mean the biggest stars
the world has ever seen?

460
00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:30,511
Honey, it’s starting.

461
00:29:30,535 --> 00:29:32,226
Oh, goodie.

462
00:29:32,364 --> 00:29:34,066
On this
beautiful spring day of ’27,

463
00:29:34,090 --> 00:29:36,058
<i>the world has never been
a better place.</i>

464
00:29:36,196 --> 00:29:38,301
<i>The economy is forever booming</i>

465
00:29:38,439 --> 00:29:41,028
<i>with no sign
of slowing down ever.</i>

466
00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:42,754
<i>People have never been so happy,</i>

467
00:29:42,892 --> 00:29:45,653
<i>and the future has never
looked so bright.</i>

468
00:29:45,792 --> 00:29:48,104
<i>Meanwhile, over in Hollywood,</i>

469
00:29:48,242 --> 00:29:50,141
<i>the new stars
of the silver screen</i>

470
00:29:50,279 --> 00:29:52,143
<i>took the world by storm
and changed the face</i>

471
00:29:52,281 --> 00:29:54,731
<i>of the motion picture
industry forever</i>

472
00:29:54,870 --> 00:29:57,907
<i>with movies like</i> The Good,
the Bad and the Stupids,

473
00:29:58,045 --> 00:30:00,427
Look Behind You And Then Down

474
00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:03,533
<i>and</i> They Came from the Stars
to Hit You With a Frying Pan!

475
00:30:03,671 --> 00:30:05,777
Part Four: Target Miami Beach.

476
00:30:05,915 --> 00:30:09,436
<i>The Minions have become
the kings of the box office,</i>

477
00:30:09,574 --> 00:30:11,897
<i>and it seems like the public
just can’t get enough of them.</i>

478
00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:15,511
<i>We spent weeks with
the super-mini sensations,</i>

479
00:30:15,649 --> 00:30:18,203
<i>and we’re going to let you in
on a few of their secrets.</i>

480
00:30:18,341 --> 00:30:20,378
<i>Our boys have moved into
a luxurious house</i>

481
00:30:20,516 --> 00:30:22,311
<i>in Beverly Hills</i>

482
00:30:23,174 --> 00:30:24,416
<i>where they’ll be able to enjoy</i>

483
00:30:24,554 --> 00:30:26,487
<i>a comfortably large game room</i>

484
00:30:29,421 --> 00:30:31,630
<i>and an equally comfortable
gigantic sauna.</i>

485
00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:35,082
<i>Their lives have changed</i>

486
00:30:35,220 --> 00:30:37,119
- <i>since fame hit them.</i>
- Look, Minions!

487
00:30:37,257 --> 00:30:39,304
<i>They can’t go
anywhere without being recognized.</i>

488
00:30:39,328 --> 00:30:42,676
<i>Run, boys, run!</i>

489
00:30:43,470 --> 00:30:46,266
<i>Looks are everything
in Tinseltown,</i>

490
00:30:46,404 --> 00:30:47,830
<i>and the Minions are always
on the hunt</i>

491
00:30:47,854 --> 00:30:50,857
<i>for the hottest,
most modern looks.</i>

492
00:30:54,170 --> 00:30:55,931
<i>What trendsetters.</i>

493
00:30:56,069 --> 00:30:58,657
<i>What fashion icons.</i>

494
00:30:58,795 --> 00:31:00,349
<i>And not only that,</i>

495
00:31:00,487 --> 00:31:03,731
<i>now there’s Minions merchandise.</i>

496
00:31:03,870 --> 00:31:06,286
<i>What will they think of next?</i>

497
00:31:07,874 --> 00:31:10,290
<i>And boy, Hollywood has
never seen parties</i>

498
00:31:10,428 --> 00:31:12,775
<i>like the ones those classy
gentlemen are throwing.</i>

499
00:31:14,501 --> 00:31:17,159
<i>Yes, the Minions
are on top of the world.</i>

500
00:31:17,297 --> 00:31:19,506
<i>They truly have it all.</i>

501
00:31:31,207 --> 00:31:32,450
Bank you, bank you.

502
00:31:34,245 --> 00:31:35,832
Okay? Hah.

503
00:31:43,357 --> 00:31:45,290
- Gooda, huh?
- Loving it.

504
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,233
Para aquí, eh?

505
00:31:57,371 --> 00:31:58,545
Aquí.

506
00:31:59,408 --> 00:32:00,892
- Wow.
- Incredible.

507
00:32:01,030 --> 00:32:02,894
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Sergei!

508
00:32:03,032 --> 00:32:05,586
Película. Looka.

509
00:32:07,623 --> 00:32:08,658
- Okay?
- On it.

510
00:32:13,042 --> 00:32:15,838
Okay?

511
00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:17,529
James, my boy,

512
00:32:17,667 --> 00:32:19,842
you have a real gift
for filmmaking.

513
00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:21,395
Ah, bank you.

514
00:32:21,533 --> 00:32:24,226
Ja, you have what it takes
to become a director.

515
00:32:24,364 --> 00:32:26,262
There could even be an Oscar
in your future.

516
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,126
O-Oscar?

517
00:32:28,264 --> 00:32:32,682
Ah, it’s an award given out to
the best films and filmmakers.

518
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,477
Ah

519
00:32:35,306 --> 00:32:38,619
And the Oscar for
the best movie ever goes to

520
00:32:40,069 --> 00:32:41,208
James.

521
00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:47,249
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Bank you, bank you!

522
00:32:51,529 --> 00:32:54,152
Eh

523
00:32:54,290 --> 00:32:55,671
Bank you!

524
00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:57,949
- Bank you
- MAX: James.

525
00:32:58,087 --> 00:32:59,327
James?

526
00:32:59,433 --> 00:33:00,952
Are you all right, my friend?

527
00:33:03,851 --> 00:33:05,771
W-Wait, wh-what’s-what’s
happening? What is this?

528
00:33:05,888 --> 00:33:07,234
I’ll tell you what it is.

529
00:33:07,372 --> 00:33:09,167
It’s the future of cinema.

530
00:33:09,305 --> 00:33:10,617
Everyone’s doing it, Max.

531
00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:14,793
From now on,
our movies are gonna have

532
00:33:14,931 --> 00:33:16,692
sound.

533
00:33:18,728 --> 00:33:21,593
That right there, what
I just said, that was sound.

534
00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:28,324
I have a very good feeling
about this.

535
00:33:28,462 --> 00:33:30,154
Quiet, everyone.

536
00:33:30,292 --> 00:33:31,914
Are you ready, Henry?

537
00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:33,122
Ah, sí, sí, sí.

538
00:33:33,260 --> 00:33:35,021
This will be great.

539
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,231
Okay, we’re recording.

540
00:33:38,369 --> 00:33:40,578
And action.

541
00:33:56,421 --> 00:33:58,561
You disappear from my life
five years ago,

542
00:33:58,699 --> 00:34:01,875
and now you think
you can come waltzing back in?

543
00:34:02,013 --> 00:34:04,498
Well, no. No, I say!

544
00:34:05,154 --> 00:34:08,399
Get lost, you handsome bastard.

545
00:34:10,470 --> 00:34:12,851
Oh, Humphrey.

546
00:34:12,989 --> 00:34:15,854
My mother warned me
about men like you.

547
00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:25,588
Mm, baby,

548
00:34:25,726 --> 00:34:28,384
piñata, carbonara,

549
00:34:28,522 --> 00:34:30,179
lasagna.

550
00:34:30,317 --> 00:34:32,043
What?

551
00:34:32,181 --> 00:34:33,458
<i>Was?</i>

552
00:34:33,596 --> 00:34:35,357
What?

553
00:34:40,569 --> 00:34:42,018
Stay with us, Sarge.

554
00:34:42,157 --> 00:34:43,503
We need you.

555
00:34:43,641 --> 00:34:46,747
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?!

556
00:34:51,442 --> 00:34:52,788
Yeah, Sarge?

557
00:34:52,926 --> 00:34:54,928
Sí

558
00:34:55,066 --> 00:34:56,654
Chihuahua!

559
00:34:59,174 --> 00:35:00,289
Cut!

560
00:35:00,313 --> 00:35:01,935
Chihuahua!

561
00:35:20,022 --> 00:35:22,058
Oh, poop.

562
00:35:22,197 --> 00:35:23,612
Cut!

563
00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:25,269
Bikini.

564
00:35:28,962 --> 00:35:31,322
Can I have a cup of coffee, please?

565
00:35:31,413 --> 00:35:33,000
Tiny bit of milk.

566
00:35:33,139 --> 00:35:35,210
Two sugars.

567
00:35:35,348 --> 00:35:36,901
Thank you.

568
00:35:37,867 --> 00:35:39,145
Balzac!

569
00:35:40,422 --> 00:35:42,355
This is a disaster!
We’ve lost millions!

570
00:35:42,493 --> 00:35:44,080
No.

571
00:35:44,219 --> 00:35:46,152
- You know who I blame?
- Them!

572
00:35:46,290 --> 00:35:47,774
Sadly, yes.

573
00:35:47,912 --> 00:35:49,431
Get out of here!

574
00:35:49,569 --> 00:35:51,167
But we wish you the best
of luck in your new endeavor,

575
00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:52,606
and we hope
we can still be friends

576
00:35:52,744 --> 00:35:54,781
- who never speak to each other.
- Leave.

577
00:35:54,919 --> 00:35:57,197
And have a great life
away from us.

578
00:36:01,132 --> 00:36:02,892
Mbappé de Platini.

579
00:36:03,030 --> 00:36:04,170
Oscar.

580
00:36:04,308 --> 00:36:05,688
O-Oscar?

581
00:36:05,826 --> 00:36:08,795
James, you’re never
going to win an Oscar.

582
00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:09,968
You’re done.

583
00:36:10,106 --> 00:36:11,453
You’re fired!

584
00:36:18,736 --> 00:36:21,463
- Goodbye, Ridley.
- Goodbye, Max.

585
00:36:21,601 --> 00:36:23,879
- <i>Auf Wiedersehen, Eric.</i>
- Bye-bye, Max.

586
00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:26,847
- <i>Hasta la vista, Quentin.</i>
- Bye-bye, Max.

587
00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:29,367
- Goodbye, Stephen.
- Tschüss!

588
00:36:29,505 --> 00:36:31,990
- <i>Ciao, Federico.</i>
- Bye-bye, Max.

589
00:36:32,128 --> 00:36:33,509
Dick.

590
00:36:33,647 --> 00:36:34,959
Max.

591
00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:39,826
Henry, James, good luck,
my friends.

592
00:36:39,964 --> 00:36:42,449
Don’t worry, boys.

593
00:36:42,587 --> 00:36:44,900
It’s just a minor setback.

594
00:36:47,799 --> 00:36:49,353
Bank you.

595
00:36:49,491 --> 00:36:51,700
You’re going to be fine, James.

596
00:36:51,838 --> 00:36:54,668
You’re going to do great things.

597
00:36:54,806 --> 00:36:57,119
Henry! James!

598
00:36:57,257 --> 00:36:58,983
Bye-bye, Max.

599
00:37:16,311 --> 00:37:17,933
No, no, no.

600
00:37:18,071 --> 00:37:19,141
¿Por qué?

601
00:37:37,677 --> 00:37:41,370
Ah

602
00:37:52,243 --> 00:37:53,831
Uh, okay.

603
00:38:12,194 --> 00:38:14,541
Hey, Victor, bood night.

604
00:38:14,679 --> 00:38:16,726
- Bood night, Peter.
- Hey, Nick, bood night.

605
00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:18,510
- Ha, bood night, Greg.
- Bood night, George.

606
00:38:18,614 --> 00:38:20,005
- Bood night, Stephen.
- Bood night, Bruno.

607
00:38:20,029 --> 00:38:21,709
- Bood night, Julian.
- Thomas, bood night.

608
00:38:25,759 --> 00:38:28,486
Bood night, James.

609
00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:46,193
Hmm.

610
00:38:46,332 --> 00:38:47,781
Huh?

611
00:38:54,305 --> 00:38:55,927
Eu-Eureka.

612
00:38:56,065 --> 00:38:57,065
Eureka!

613
00:39:03,832 --> 00:39:04,695
Storya.

614
00:39:04,833 --> 00:39:06,213
Minions.

615
00:39:08,561 --> 00:39:10,770
Bonanza

616
00:39:17,086 --> 00:39:18,433
Glory hallelujah!

617
00:39:18,571 --> 00:39:20,573
Henry, come here, come here!

618
00:39:20,711 --> 00:39:22,516
- Huh?
- Storya!

619
00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:24,508
- Looka, looka!
- Huh?

620
00:39:24,646 --> 00:39:26,544
Movie.

621
00:39:26,682 --> 00:39:28,304
Un movie de Minions.
Con monstras.

622
00:39:28,443 --> 00:39:30,134
Sí, sí, sí!

623
00:39:32,550 --> 00:39:33,931
¿Qué pasa?

624
00:39:34,069 --> 00:39:35,139
Ah, looka, looka.

625
00:39:35,277 --> 00:39:37,072
James

626
00:39:37,210 --> 00:39:38,694
in la movies.

627
00:39:38,832 --> 00:39:41,352
Movies?

628
00:39:41,490 --> 00:39:43,112
James.

629
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:44,424
Era fantástico.

630
00:39:44,562 --> 00:39:46,426
Minions don’t maka movies.

631
00:39:46,564 --> 00:39:47,979
Big Boss!

632
00:39:48,117 --> 00:39:50,085
Y helpa James.

633
00:39:53,122 --> 00:39:55,055
Big Boss! Big Boss!

634
00:39:56,574 --> 00:39:58,196
Oops.

635
00:39:58,334 --> 00:40:00,475
Uh, scusa, Greg.
Uh, all is good?

636
00:40:00,613 --> 00:40:01,821
Sí, sí.

637
00:40:01,959 --> 00:40:03,201
Movies.

638
00:40:03,339 --> 00:40:04,686
Boss.

639
00:40:04,824 --> 00:40:06,526
Big Boss!

640
00:40:06,550 --> 00:40:08,690
- Big Boss! Big Boss!
- No, b-buddies.

641
00:40:08,828 --> 00:40:10,519
Big Boss! Big Boss!

642
00:40:10,657 --> 00:40:12,210
Big Boss!

643
00:40:12,348 --> 00:40:14,050
Alles gut?

644
00:40:20,046 --> 00:40:22,807
Come, Ed! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!

645
00:40:29,952 --> 00:40:32,955
Ooh, there’s romance.

646
00:40:33,093 --> 00:40:35,613
How’s that going to end up?

647
00:40:35,751 --> 00:40:37,788
Whoo-hoo-hoo, he’s so scary.

648
00:40:37,926 --> 00:40:40,756
- James, I love your movie.
- Bank you.

649
00:40:40,894 --> 00:40:43,656
Yes, it’s clear
this is a real passion project,

650
00:40:43,794 --> 00:40:45,071
and you need to make it,

651
00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:46,866
whatever challenges
get in your way.

652
00:40:47,004 --> 00:40:48,661
Sí, sí.

653
00:40:48,799 --> 00:40:50,179
Advice.

654
00:40:50,317 --> 00:40:51,457
Advice?

655
00:40:51,595 --> 00:40:54,114
- Sí, sí. Bitte.
- Uh, well

656
00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:55,357
where do I start?

657
00:40:55,495 --> 00:40:58,394
I mean, eh, uh, yeah.

658
00:40:58,533 --> 00:41:01,052
Um, you guys have
film equipment?

659
00:41:01,190 --> 00:41:02,916
Eh no.

660
00:41:03,054 --> 00:41:04,987
Ah, no film equipment. Uh-huh.

661
00:41:05,125 --> 00:41:06,264
A crew?

662
00:41:06,402 --> 00:41:07,818
Crew. No.

663
00:41:07,956 --> 00:41:09,854
No crew either? Mm.

664
00:41:09,992 --> 00:41:13,824
And you wrote a monster movie
with a very big monster?

665
00:41:13,962 --> 00:41:15,342
Sí.
Kaiju.

666
00:41:17,034 --> 00:41:19,830
And what are you going to use
for your monster?

667
00:41:19,968 --> 00:41:21,590
Ah, uh

668
00:41:21,728 --> 00:41:24,041
Aha. Okay.

669
00:41:24,179 --> 00:41:25,042
Listen to me carefully.

670
00:41:25,180 --> 00:41:26,940
What I’m going to tell you is

671
00:41:27,078 --> 00:41:29,218
very, very important.

672
00:41:29,356 --> 00:41:30,737
So, if you want

673
00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:34,292
to make a <i>fantastisch,</i>
very cool monster movie,

674
00:41:34,430 --> 00:41:37,295
you will need a <i>fantastisch,</i>
very cool monster.

675
00:41:41,472 --> 00:41:43,716
I can’t really help you
with that, I’m afraid.

676
00:41:43,854 --> 00:41:46,442
But I can give you this.

677
00:41:51,102 --> 00:41:53,070
Un-un-un cámara.

678
00:41:53,208 --> 00:41:55,417
Max, wirklich?

679
00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:57,523
It was a gift from my father.

680
00:41:57,661 --> 00:41:59,145
My first camera.

681
00:42:00,180 --> 00:42:02,735
I’m passing it on to you now.

682
00:42:02,873 --> 00:42:05,254
I believe in you, James.

683
00:42:05,392 --> 00:42:07,360
I know you’ll do great.

684
00:42:07,498 --> 00:42:10,743
And remember,
a very cool monster movie

685
00:42:10,881 --> 00:42:12,952
needs a very cool monster.

686
00:42:13,090 --> 00:42:15,506
Max, darling. Come over here.

687
00:42:15,644 --> 00:42:17,543
Good luck, guys.

688
00:42:22,444 --> 00:42:24,308
Kaiju.

689
00:42:24,446 --> 00:42:26,241
- Uh
- Ed.

690
00:42:35,181 --> 00:42:36,354
Oh

691
00:42:36,492 --> 00:42:38,253
- Hey, buddies, buddies.
- Sí.

692
00:42:38,391 --> 00:42:39,668
Maka la movie!

693
00:42:43,258 --> 00:42:44,811
Ed saved the day!

694
00:42:44,949 --> 00:42:46,364
James is gonna get his monster!

695
00:42:46,502 --> 00:42:48,988
Oh, well,
I’m happy you’re happy.

696
00:42:50,368 --> 00:42:51,932
Now do you mind if I go on
with the story?

697
00:42:51,956 --> 00:42:54,269
Sorry, I get
a little excited sometimes.

698
00:42:54,407 --> 00:42:56,064
Yes! Please continue.

699
00:42:56,202 --> 00:42:58,238
What about Dick
and the other Minions?

700
00:42:58,376 --> 00:42:59,792
Did they find a new boss?

701
00:42:59,930 --> 00:43:02,553
Ooh, yes, well,
I was getting to it.

702
00:43:02,691 --> 00:43:05,798
Dick and his friends were
about to fulfill the mission

703
00:43:05,936 --> 00:43:09,215
of every Minion ever
and find their tribe

704
00:43:09,353 --> 00:43:12,736
the greatest,
most evil master to serve.

705
00:43:12,874 --> 00:43:15,152
Big Boss! Big Boss!

706
00:43:15,290 --> 00:43:18,914
Big Boss! Big Boss!
Big Boss! Big Boss!

707
00:43:19,052 --> 00:43:20,616
Attention.

708
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,815
Uh, attention, earthlings.

709
00:43:22,953 --> 00:43:25,611
Cease current activities
and listen.

710
00:43:28,234 --> 00:43:29,856
I am Dort,

711
00:43:29,994 --> 00:43:32,687
and I was sent here
by the Supreme High Ruler

712
00:43:32,825 --> 00:43:35,655
to judge this pathetic planet.

713
00:43:37,277 --> 00:43:39,072
Big Boss?

714
00:43:39,210 --> 00:43:42,800
But first, uh, Dort needs
to find loyal assistants.

715
00:43:42,938 --> 00:43:45,044
Ooh, hey, you,
with the very cool spaceship.

716
00:43:45,182 --> 00:43:46,942
Do you want to serve Dort?

717
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,679
Okay, let’s go home.

718
00:43:48,703 --> 00:43:51,119
You can do this kind of thing
on your mom’s weekend.

719
00:43:51,257 --> 00:43:52,776
Oh, yes, and

720
00:43:52,914 --> 00:43:54,950
Come on, please.

721
00:43:55,088 --> 00:43:56,607
Leave me alone.

722
00:43:56,745 --> 00:43:58,678
Guys, look at this winner.

723
00:43:58,816 --> 00:44:00,024
Ah, thank you.

724
00:44:00,162 --> 00:44:01,750
That’s very kind.

725
00:44:01,888 --> 00:44:04,960
Are you and your burly friends
interested in assisting Dort

726
00:44:05,098 --> 00:44:07,135
in a potentially
dangerous mission?

727
00:44:07,273 --> 00:44:09,413
Hey, I think the weirdo
in the lame robot suit

728
00:44:09,551 --> 00:44:10,828
is talking to us.

729
00:44:10,966 --> 00:44:14,073
Ha. I can assure you
that this is no costume.

730
00:44:14,211 --> 00:44:15,281
Um, I mean

731
00:44:15,419 --> 00:44:17,019
You know, it’s dangerous
to hang out here

732
00:44:17,076 --> 00:44:18,594
dressed as a tin can.

733
00:44:21,597 --> 00:44:23,565
Ah, ha-ha-ha. Ha, ha-ha-ha.

734
00:44:23,703 --> 00:44:27,707
A tin can wishes it were
as tough as me, so there.

735
00:44:29,571 --> 00:44:32,263
I sense you are
preparing a hostile attack.

736
00:44:32,401 --> 00:44:33,540
Please stop.

737
00:44:33,679 --> 00:44:35,404
Oh, yeah? Or what?

738
00:44:41,238 --> 00:44:42,411
Whoa.

739
00:44:42,549 --> 00:44:44,275
Why, you!

740
00:44:49,142 --> 00:44:51,386
Now you’ve done it.

741
00:44:51,524 --> 00:44:53,629
Dort was on a simple mission

742
00:44:55,321 --> 00:44:58,842
to decide whether or not
Earth should be invaded,

743
00:44:58,980 --> 00:45:01,016
and then you went and got all up

744
00:45:01,154 --> 00:45:03,639
in Dort’s
facial recognition sensors.

745
00:45:03,778 --> 00:45:04,986
Dort has made his decision

746
00:45:05,124 --> 00:45:07,333
regarding the fate
of this planet.

747
00:45:08,714 --> 00:45:10,923
Dort is going to invade Earth

748
00:45:11,061 --> 00:45:14,271
and enslave humanity!

749
00:45:14,409 --> 00:45:17,861
Hey, hey, scusa, scusa.

750
00:45:18,724 --> 00:45:20,001
Ah, greetings.

751
00:45:20,139 --> 00:45:21,692
I am Dort.

752
00:45:21,830 --> 00:45:23,349
Bello, Dort. Soy Dick.

753
00:45:23,487 --> 00:45:25,109
Salutations, Richard.

754
00:45:25,247 --> 00:45:27,249
Bah, no, no, no. Le Dick.

755
00:45:27,387 --> 00:45:28,906
Mm, okay.

756
00:45:29,044 --> 00:45:33,255
Do you want to assist Dort
in a potentially dangerous mission?

757
00:45:33,393 --> 00:45:36,155
- Sí. Sí, sí! Yeah!
- Sí!

758
00:45:36,293 --> 00:45:39,641
Great! Follow Dort back
to Dort’s secret lair!

759
00:45:41,677 --> 00:45:43,127
Big Boss!

760
00:45:43,265 --> 00:45:46,061
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

761
00:45:48,823 --> 00:45:49,893
Okay.

762
00:45:51,653 --> 00:45:52,861
- Henry?
- Sí, sí.

763
00:45:52,999 --> 00:45:54,932
Ed? ¡Vamos!

764
00:45:56,900 --> 00:45:59,143
Miso soup

765
00:45:59,281 --> 00:46:01,352
yaki onigiri

766
00:46:01,490 --> 00:46:02,975
edamame

767
00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:06,495
daifuku!

768
00:46:12,156 --> 00:46:14,089
Looka!

769
00:46:24,928 --> 00:46:26,930
HENRY and JAMES:
Le kaiju!

770
00:46:32,176 --> 00:46:33,591
Yes! Yes, I’m free!

771
00:46:33,729 --> 00:46:36,042
F-F-Freedom.

772
00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:37,595
Bah

773
00:46:37,733 --> 00:46:39,770
- Oh, happy day!
- Hmm?

774
00:46:39,908 --> 00:46:44,568
Oh, I got to say, it is
so great to finally be out.

775
00:46:44,706 --> 00:46:47,847
I have been trapped
in that book forever, and I

776
00:46:47,985 --> 00:46:49,273
monstra.

777
00:46:49,297 --> 00:46:50,677
- I am forever in your debt.
- Hmm.

778
00:46:50,816 --> 00:46:52,379
And I just wanted to... Whoa!

779
00:46:52,403 --> 00:46:53,715
What you doing there, mister?

780
00:46:53,853 --> 00:46:55,268
Whoo.

781
00:46:55,406 --> 00:46:57,143
Oh, whoo, whoo, okay, okay.

782
00:46:57,167 --> 00:46:59,047
Henry, no, no, no, no.

783
00:47:04,519 --> 00:47:07,453
Oh, no, I feel like I’ve
disappointed you in some way.

784
00:47:07,591 --> 00:47:09,800
I’m-I’m so sorry. Can I help?

785
00:47:09,938 --> 00:47:11,664
Le monstras?

786
00:47:11,802 --> 00:47:14,805
Monsters?
You want big, scary monsters?

787
00:47:14,943 --> 00:47:17,566
Sí. Come here, come here.

788
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,673
Que para le movies.

789
00:47:20,811 --> 00:47:22,054
Oh.

790
00:47:22,192 --> 00:47:25,160
You need monsters
for your movie.

791
00:47:25,298 --> 00:47:27,991
I know the perfect monsters
for you.

792
00:47:28,129 --> 00:47:29,406
I’ll take you to ’em.

793
00:47:29,544 --> 00:47:31,511
Uh, uh, bank you!

794
00:47:31,649 --> 00:47:33,168
Oh, by the way,

795
00:47:33,306 --> 00:47:35,964
I’m Gary Orkam Oliver
Magma Ichabod the Deceiver.

796
00:47:36,102 --> 00:47:38,380
But my friends just call me
Goomi for short.

797
00:47:38,518 --> 00:47:39,865
Oh. Soy James.

798
00:47:40,003 --> 00:47:41,625
Oh, James.

799
00:47:41,763 --> 00:47:43,592
Rolls off the face tendrils.

800
00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:45,008
James.

801
00:47:45,146 --> 00:47:46,941
- Henry.
- Hey, bello.

802
00:47:47,079 --> 00:47:48,908
Henry. Oh, I like it.

803
00:47:49,046 --> 00:47:50,427
It sounds tough and rugged.

804
00:47:50,565 --> 00:47:52,222
It’s like,
“Oh, look out, here comes

805
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:53,533
Henry!”

806
00:47:53,671 --> 00:47:54,914
Ed.

807
00:47:55,052 --> 00:47:57,123
Ed. <i>Enchanté.</i>

808
00:47:58,435 --> 00:48:00,195
Oh, man,
it’s gonna be so much fun!

809
00:48:00,333 --> 00:48:01,956
Come on, come on!

810
00:48:02,094 --> 00:48:03,726
- Huh?
- What a fantastic day!

811
00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:05,338
No.

812
00:48:07,754 --> 00:48:09,204
Wipe your insolent feet

813
00:48:09,342 --> 00:48:12,794
before stepping into
the lair of Dort.

814
00:48:15,107 --> 00:48:16,142
Uh

815
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,248
Le lair?

816
00:48:18,386 --> 00:48:19,663
Affirmative.

817
00:48:19,801 --> 00:48:21,665
Everyone, file in.

818
00:48:21,803 --> 00:48:23,080
Dort!

819
00:48:23,218 --> 00:48:24,495
Where have you been?

820
00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:27,671
Ah, Mrs. Konikoff.

821
00:48:27,809 --> 00:48:29,155
Yes, so sorry.

822
00:48:29,293 --> 00:48:31,709
Uh, Dort had
an important work meeting.

823
00:48:31,847 --> 00:48:34,057
But I come with good news.

824
00:48:34,195 --> 00:48:36,197
Look what I found
on my way back.

825
00:48:36,335 --> 00:48:38,371
Those muffins you love.

826
00:48:38,509 --> 00:48:41,133
I only like the blueberry ones!

827
00:48:41,271 --> 00:48:43,135
Yes, you’re in luck.

828
00:48:43,929 --> 00:48:46,828
And I can
only eat them with a glass of

829
00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:48,347
Milk?

830
00:48:50,176 --> 00:48:53,559
Enjoy your fruit-filled
baked goods.

831
00:48:55,009 --> 00:48:56,838
What a sweet, sweet,
lovely woman.

832
00:48:56,976 --> 00:48:59,461
She shall be spared
when Dort overthrows the planet.

833
00:48:59,599 --> 00:49:01,360
Excuse me. Excuse me.

834
00:49:01,498 --> 00:49:02,637
As will her cat.

835
00:49:02,775 --> 00:49:04,742
Uh, hello. Sorry. Whoops.

836
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:09,506
Uh, everyone, commence greeting
Dort’s roommate Floyd.

837
00:49:09,644 --> 00:49:12,371
- Uh
- MINIONS: Bello, Floyd.

838
00:49:12,509 --> 00:49:14,476
Hey. Sup?

839
00:49:14,614 --> 00:49:16,582
Mm, hey, Dort

840
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:19,792
Whoa, whoa, lower
your throat volume, Minion.

841
00:49:19,930 --> 00:49:21,932
This is definitely a lair.

842
00:49:22,070 --> 00:49:23,623
No, looka.

843
00:49:23,761 --> 00:49:25,384
Bink.

844
00:49:25,522 --> 00:49:26,972
Bed.

845
00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:29,733
Boyd.

846
00:49:29,871 --> 00:49:32,425
No, no. Floyd.

847
00:49:32,563 --> 00:49:34,945
Yeah, sí, Floyd.

848
00:49:36,533 --> 00:49:38,224
You foolish, naive Minion.

849
00:49:38,362 --> 00:49:40,019
You are actually standing in

850
00:49:40,157 --> 00:49:41,987
a very futuristic
alien spaceship

851
00:49:42,125 --> 00:49:44,403
made to look like
a dingy apartment.

852
00:49:44,541 --> 00:49:45,887
Very realistic, isn’t it?

853
00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:48,200
Even the weird smell.
That’s all fake.

854
00:49:48,338 --> 00:49:49,822
Impressive, I know.

855
00:49:53,170 --> 00:49:55,448
Huh? But, but

856
00:49:55,586 --> 00:49:56,794
But nothing!

857
00:49:56,932 --> 00:49:59,245
No. Dort needs to retreat
to his private quarters

858
00:49:59,383 --> 00:50:02,662
to, uh, report back
to his home planet.

859
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,699
Engaging in slamming mode!

860
00:50:06,425 --> 00:50:08,013
Wow.

861
00:50:08,151 --> 00:50:10,015
Oh, Dort is so cool!

862
00:50:12,017 --> 00:50:14,019
Okay, okay. Calma, calma.

863
00:50:14,157 --> 00:50:15,710
Hey, hey, buddies. Looka.

864
00:50:15,848 --> 00:50:17,160
Wobble, wobble, wobble.

865
00:50:17,298 --> 00:50:18,885
Wobble, wobble.

866
00:50:19,024 --> 00:50:21,578
Fellas.

867
00:50:22,820 --> 00:50:24,098
Wobble, wobble?

868
00:50:28,447 --> 00:50:31,450
Wow, you’re really
into your art, James.

869
00:50:31,588 --> 00:50:32,934
You’re so passionate.

870
00:50:33,072 --> 00:50:34,211
I think you’re a genius.

871
00:50:34,349 --> 00:50:35,868
Oh, bank you.

872
00:50:37,594 --> 00:50:38,836
Huh?

873
00:50:40,390 --> 00:50:42,771
Ah.

874
00:50:42,909 --> 00:50:45,671
Hey! Bello! Aw.

875
00:50:54,369 --> 00:50:56,302
Ah la.

876
00:50:56,440 --> 00:51:00,099
No, no, no, no, no, no.

877
00:51:01,687 --> 00:51:03,378
Eh?

878
00:51:05,656 --> 00:51:08,280
Ah, phew.

879
00:51:29,232 --> 00:51:30,612
Whoopsie.

880
00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:32,304
Uh Oh, oh, look!

881
00:51:32,442 --> 00:51:35,859
There it is, our destination!

882
00:51:37,585 --> 00:51:38,793
¡Vamos!

883
00:51:38,931 --> 00:51:40,829
Let’s go, fellas.

884
00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:44,212
Uh, sí, sí.

885
00:51:51,564 --> 00:51:52,772
Dort.

886
00:51:52,910 --> 00:51:53,910
Huh?

887
00:51:56,742 --> 00:51:59,676
Attention.
Attention, Minions and Floyd.

888
00:51:59,814 --> 00:52:01,609
Dort has finally
received his orders

889
00:52:01,747 --> 00:52:03,852
from the Supreme High Ruler.

890
00:52:03,990 --> 00:52:08,167
It is time
to officially invade Earth!

891
00:52:11,653 --> 00:52:15,036
Yeah! Hey, Dort! Dort! Dort!

892
00:52:15,174 --> 00:52:16,865
Dort! Dort!

893
00:52:17,003 --> 00:52:21,076
DORT and MINIONS:
Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort!

894
00:52:21,215 --> 00:52:23,009
Dort! Dort!

895
00:52:23,148 --> 00:52:27,980
Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort!

896
00:52:28,118 --> 00:52:29,430
Dort!

897
00:52:29,568 --> 00:52:31,949
What did I say about the noise?!

898
00:52:32,087 --> 00:52:33,848
Oh! Oh, yes. Ooh, sorry.

899
00:52:33,986 --> 00:52:35,194
My apologies.

900
00:52:35,332 --> 00:52:37,783
With me. Dort. Dort.

901
00:52:37,921 --> 00:52:41,787
Dort. Dort. Dort. Dort.

902
00:53:00,461 --> 00:53:02,601
Attention, people of Earth!

903
00:53:02,739 --> 00:53:06,467
Dort is officially
claiming your planet!

904
00:53:08,469 --> 00:53:11,230
Yeah!

905
00:53:15,890 --> 00:53:18,858
Oh. Well, hello there,
little fella.

906
00:53:18,996 --> 00:53:21,482
Dort meant your sandcastle
no harm.

907
00:53:21,620 --> 00:53:23,104
Hey.

908
00:53:23,242 --> 00:53:25,210
- Please stop
your shovel attack. -

909
00:53:25,348 --> 00:53:27,660
Cease immediately,

910
00:53:27,798 --> 00:53:30,042
or you will pay the price.

911
00:53:30,180 --> 00:53:31,975
Looka, looka, buddies.

912
00:53:33,666 --> 00:53:36,842
Let’s see how you fare
against a similar attack,

913
00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:38,188
tiny insurgent.

914
00:53:38,326 --> 00:53:40,639
Hey, y-you in the robot suit.

915
00:53:40,777 --> 00:53:42,468
No, no, no,
you can’t kick that kid.

916
00:53:42,606 --> 00:53:45,091
But he must be taught a lesson.

917
00:53:45,230 --> 00:53:47,646
And also, he started it.

918
00:53:47,784 --> 00:53:51,063
You are not from
around these parts, are you?

919
00:53:51,201 --> 00:53:52,340
Well, no.

920
00:53:52,478 --> 00:53:54,308
I originate
from the planet Metlar.

921
00:53:54,446 --> 00:53:57,172
- Hmm?
- Near the G45T system?

922
00:53:57,311 --> 00:53:59,623
Right.
I don’t know where that is.

923
00:53:59,761 --> 00:54:02,177
But I’m from a small town
in Minnesota myself,

924
00:54:02,316 --> 00:54:03,593
so I understand the feeling

925
00:54:03,731 --> 00:54:05,353
of being a stranger
in the big city.

926
00:54:05,491 --> 00:54:09,944
So, what you’re saying is
I am now free to kick him.

927
00:54:13,361 --> 00:54:14,638
No, you can’t.

928
00:54:14,776 --> 00:54:16,606
Well, I should get a move on.

929
00:54:16,744 --> 00:54:18,929
My friends and I are headed
to a protest for women’s rights.

930
00:54:18,953 --> 00:54:21,680
Do you believe
women and men are equal?

931
00:54:21,818 --> 00:54:24,096
- Why, yes, of course.
- Oh, good.

932
00:54:24,234 --> 00:54:27,341
In that you both now belong
to the Supreme Ruler equally.

933
00:54:29,791 --> 00:54:31,483
You’re so funny and cute.

934
00:54:31,621 --> 00:54:33,554
Oh, I-I mean what you said.

935
00:54:33,692 --> 00:54:35,210
What you said is cute.

936
00:54:35,349 --> 00:54:36,591
Uh, pardon?

937
00:54:36,729 --> 00:54:38,593
Come on, Debbie,
we’re gonna be late.

938
00:54:38,731 --> 00:54:40,423
Did you say Dort was

939
00:54:40,561 --> 00:54:41,986
Give women the vote!

940
00:54:42,010 --> 00:54:43,460
Give women the vote!

941
00:54:43,598 --> 00:54:46,291
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!

942
00:54:46,429 --> 00:54:48,707
Bye! Don’t kick children!

943
00:54:48,845 --> 00:54:51,261
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!

944
00:54:51,399 --> 00:54:53,677
- Huh.
- Uh, Boss?

945
00:54:53,815 --> 00:54:56,439
Minions, Dort is, uh, uh,

946
00:54:56,577 --> 00:54:59,131
slightly postponing
Earth’s invasion.

947
00:54:59,269 --> 00:55:01,064
Huh?

948
00:55:01,202 --> 00:55:03,308
You heard me. Follow Dort!

949
00:55:03,446 --> 00:55:04,895
Give women the vote!

950
00:55:05,033 --> 00:55:06,311
Give women the vote!

951
00:55:06,449 --> 00:55:08,416
- Give women the vote!
- Uh.

952
00:55:10,245 --> 00:55:11,592
Uh, buddies?

953
00:55:11,730 --> 00:55:13,007
Bive women da bove!

954
00:55:13,145 --> 00:55:17,080
Bive women da bove!
Bive women da bove!

955
00:55:19,634 --> 00:55:22,292
Come on! Come on, come on!

956
00:55:22,430 --> 00:55:24,536
James, you okay down there?

957
00:55:25,847 --> 00:55:27,815
The entrance is straight ahead.

958
00:55:33,545 --> 00:55:34,546
Patagonia!

959
00:55:43,278 --> 00:55:46,558
I can’t wait for you
to meet my friends!

960
00:55:46,696 --> 00:55:48,525
Watch your step!

961
00:55:53,427 --> 00:55:55,394
And here we are.

962
00:55:57,051 --> 00:55:58,604
You’re gonna love these gents.

963
00:55:58,742 --> 00:55:59,985
We get them, and then we go to

964
00:56:00,123 --> 00:56:02,470
- Ooh, ooh, Hollywood.
- Uh, Hollywood.

965
00:56:02,608 --> 00:56:04,541
Yeah, sure...
to make your movie.

966
00:56:04,679 --> 00:56:07,579
Whoa.

967
00:56:07,717 --> 00:56:09,684
There they are!

968
00:56:09,822 --> 00:56:11,824
Howard and Phillips.

969
00:56:11,962 --> 00:56:14,033
Goomi, magnífico.

970
00:56:14,171 --> 00:56:15,310
Right?

971
00:56:15,449 --> 00:56:17,140
Ed, cinema. Cinema.

972
00:56:19,142 --> 00:56:21,524
Don’t be scared though.
They’re such good guys.

973
00:56:21,662 --> 00:56:24,009
Just try not to look
too delicious.

974
00:56:24,147 --> 00:56:25,147
Huh?!

975
00:56:25,182 --> 00:56:27,322
Hmm.

976
00:56:48,274 --> 00:56:50,035
Mega kaiju!

977
00:56:50,173 --> 00:56:52,209
Behold!

978
00:56:58,353 --> 00:57:00,735
Hey, Goomi.
Thanks for the jailbreak.

979
00:57:00,873 --> 00:57:03,635
All right, where were we?

980
00:57:03,773 --> 00:57:05,947
Howard and Phillips
destroy world!

981
00:57:06,085 --> 00:57:07,121
Yeah!

982
00:57:07,259 --> 00:57:09,157
But wait, I’m sorry.
Quick question.

983
00:57:09,295 --> 00:57:11,377
I want to eat one of these
funny-looking yellow guys first.

984
00:57:11,401 --> 00:57:12,678
Is that okay?

985
00:57:14,439 --> 00:57:15,578
Guys, guys.

986
00:57:15,716 --> 00:57:18,546
We are not going
to destroy the world

987
00:57:18,684 --> 00:57:20,583
nor eat anyone in this room.

988
00:57:20,721 --> 00:57:22,170
Are we clear?

989
00:57:22,308 --> 00:57:23,586
- Huh?
- Not really.

990
00:57:23,724 --> 00:57:26,278
Destroying stuff
is-is kind of our thing.

991
00:57:26,416 --> 00:57:28,798
Uh, not anymore, Phillips.

992
00:57:28,936 --> 00:57:31,179
No, all that stuff is over.

993
00:57:31,317 --> 00:57:32,940
We are no longer evil.

994
00:57:33,078 --> 00:57:35,736
We work in
the motion picture industry.

995
00:57:35,874 --> 00:57:37,185
See?

996
00:57:37,323 --> 00:57:38,842
No worldwide destruction.

997
00:57:38,980 --> 00:57:41,327
No devouring
funny-looking yellow guys.

998
00:57:41,466 --> 00:57:45,780
We’re just gonna
help James here make his dreams come true.

999
00:57:46,988 --> 00:57:48,714
Huh?

1000
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:51,821
Oh!

1001
00:57:51,959 --> 00:57:54,133
Okay.

1002
00:57:54,271 --> 00:57:55,756
Wink, wink.

1003
00:57:55,894 --> 00:57:57,930
Got it. All right, we’re in.

1004
00:57:58,897 --> 00:58:00,795
They’re in!

1005
00:58:00,933 --> 00:58:02,659
Come on, let’s go to Hollywood!

1006
00:58:02,797 --> 00:58:04,592
Sí. Woot, woot!

1007
00:58:04,730 --> 00:58:06,836
Huh? Oh, no, no, no!

1008
00:58:06,974 --> 00:58:08,365
James, James.

1009
00:58:08,389 --> 00:58:10,598
Loco.
Le monstra bada.

1010
00:58:10,736 --> 00:58:12,842
Henry Stoppa, okay?

1011
00:58:12,980 --> 00:58:15,051
Stoppa.

1012
00:58:15,189 --> 00:58:17,881
C’est me movie, okay? Me movie!

1013
00:58:19,055 --> 00:58:22,299
Howard having super weird day.

1014
00:58:22,437 --> 00:58:24,819
Uh

1015
00:58:25,958 --> 00:58:28,236
Faster!

1016
00:58:28,374 --> 00:58:30,169
Faster!

1017
00:58:30,307 --> 00:58:32,309
Ah. Gooda, gooda.

1018
00:58:32,447 --> 00:58:33,828
Hey, Henry!

1019
00:59:14,489 --> 00:59:16,353
Mm!

1020
00:59:17,769 --> 00:59:19,046
Ah!

1021
00:59:27,606 --> 00:59:29,677
Mm-hmm.

1022
01:00:05,540 --> 01:00:08,474
Ooh, is this
where you make movies?

1023
01:00:08,613 --> 01:00:10,994
Sí.

1024
01:00:11,926 --> 01:00:13,376
Fantastic.

1025
01:00:13,514 --> 01:00:15,388
You hear that, guys?
This is where it all happens.

1026
01:00:15,412 --> 01:00:17,000
Come here!

1027
01:00:17,138 --> 01:00:18,138
Come here!

1028
01:00:26,285 --> 01:00:29,668
Holy!
Wow, would you look at this!

1029
01:00:33,051 --> 01:00:34,051
Uh, uh.

1030
01:00:38,746 --> 01:00:40,334
- Uh
- Oh! Oh, oh, oh, look.

1031
01:00:40,472 --> 01:00:41,715
- This is great.
- Huh?

1032
01:00:41,853 --> 01:00:42,923
Sí.

1033
01:00:45,650 --> 01:00:47,755
El a destructo la terra!

1034
01:00:47,893 --> 01:00:49,446
C’est besta storya.

1035
01:00:49,584 --> 01:00:52,622
Oh, James, you’ve painted
such a wonderful picture

1036
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:54,486
with your beautiful gibberish.

1037
01:00:54,624 --> 01:00:57,385
Your movie
is gonna be fantastic.

1038
01:00:57,523 --> 01:00:58,628
Isn’t it, guys?

1039
01:00:58,766 --> 01:01:01,631
Who cares about the movie?

1040
01:01:01,769 --> 01:01:05,739
I just want to eat people
and chase people and-and

1041
01:01:05,877 --> 01:01:07,602
Smoosh people with feet!

1042
01:01:07,741 --> 01:01:09,570
Exactly. Smoosh.

1043
01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:10,778
Howard gets it.

1044
01:01:10,916 --> 01:01:12,677
Huh?

1045
01:01:15,058 --> 01:01:16,418
Okay, just a little
moment, please.

1046
01:01:17,785 --> 01:01:19,580
Uh, you and you, a word?

1047
01:01:19,718 --> 01:01:21,513
We’ll be right back.

1048
01:01:21,651 --> 01:01:23,860
Oh. Okay.

1049
01:01:27,899 --> 01:01:29,970
Uh. Eh.

1050
01:01:36,735 --> 01:01:38,910
Goomi, what are we doing here?

1051
01:01:39,048 --> 01:01:40,808
Back in the good old days,
you were all about

1052
01:01:40,877 --> 01:01:42,085
going from planet to planet,

1053
01:01:42,223 --> 01:01:44,467
obliterating
everything in sight.

1054
01:01:44,605 --> 01:01:46,814
Now you want to make movies?

1055
01:01:46,952 --> 01:01:48,091
You’ve changed, man.

1056
01:01:48,229 --> 01:01:50,024
- Howard agree!
- Guys, guys, guys.

1057
01:01:50,162 --> 01:01:51,543
Where’s the trust?

1058
01:01:51,681 --> 01:01:54,028
Of course we’re gonna
destroy everything.

1059
01:01:54,166 --> 01:01:55,789
When those cameras
start rolling,

1060
01:01:55,927 --> 01:01:58,653
we’re going to conjure Irene.

1061
01:01:58,792 --> 01:02:00,483
- Irene?!
- Irene?! Really?

1062
01:02:00,621 --> 01:02:03,969
Yes, Irene,
the eater of worlds herself.

1063
01:02:04,107 --> 01:02:05,557
We’re gonna have our revenge,

1064
01:02:05,695 --> 01:02:08,836
but we’re gonna destroy
everything on the planet.

1065
01:02:08,974 --> 01:02:11,218
Destroy!

1066
01:02:11,356 --> 01:02:14,359
- Howard, stop!
- Huh?

1067
01:02:15,774 --> 01:02:18,156
Uh destroy?

1068
01:02:18,294 --> 01:02:20,848
Oh, hey, Henry, buddy.

1069
01:02:22,229 --> 01:02:24,024
James!

1070
01:02:24,162 --> 01:02:26,716
Get him!

1071
01:02:32,998 --> 01:02:35,104
Uh

1072
01:02:35,242 --> 01:02:36,657
Ooh!

1073
01:02:45,631 --> 01:02:47,633
Ow!

1074
01:02:51,016 --> 01:02:52,915
Hmm.

1075
01:02:53,053 --> 01:02:54,537
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

1076
01:02:56,746 --> 01:02:58,127
Hey!

1077
01:02:59,853 --> 01:03:01,958
Eh, en garde!

1078
01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:06,376
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

1079
01:03:09,552 --> 01:03:10,829
Aha!

1080
01:03:18,388 --> 01:03:19,388
James!

1081
01:03:19,458 --> 01:03:21,840
Huh? Henry?

1082
01:03:21,978 --> 01:03:23,197
Henry?!

1083
01:03:23,221 --> 01:03:24,947
Oh, hide him. Hide him, quick.

1084
01:03:25,085 --> 01:03:27,018
Henry?

1085
01:03:27,156 --> 01:03:29,952
Oh, hi, James. Mm, no.

1086
01:03:30,090 --> 01:03:31,343
There’s no Henry here.

1087
01:03:31,367 --> 01:03:33,887
Uh, just us monsters, you know,

1088
01:03:34,025 --> 01:03:35,647
talking about, uh

1089
01:03:35,785 --> 01:03:40,894
uh, a friend of ours that would
be great in your movie.

1090
01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:45,381
This is Irene.

1091
01:03:45,519 --> 01:03:46,727
Oh.

1092
01:03:46,865 --> 01:03:51,525
Imagine the movie opens
with Irene being conjured.

1093
01:03:51,663 --> 01:03:53,423
The coolest monster ever,

1094
01:03:53,561 --> 01:03:56,841
unleashed upon
an unsuspecting world.

1095
01:03:56,979 --> 01:03:58,290
Oh, I promise you, James,

1096
01:03:58,428 --> 01:04:00,706
you’ve never seen
a monster like her.

1097
01:04:00,845 --> 01:04:03,502
Okay. ¡Vamos, vamos!

1098
01:04:26,836 --> 01:04:29,943
Hey, Ed, maka le movie.

1099
01:04:30,081 --> 01:04:31,806
Okay.

1100
01:04:31,945 --> 01:04:33,532
The big day has arrived.

1101
01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:35,120
And I have good news.

1102
01:04:35,258 --> 01:04:37,191
Last night, Henry and I were
having a little chat

1103
01:04:37,329 --> 01:04:39,021
- Henry?
- Yeah, yeah, Henry.

1104
01:04:39,159 --> 01:04:41,437
And he said he’s sorry
for being such a doink,

1105
01:04:41,575 --> 01:04:44,405
and also that the scene
we’re about to do, you know,

1106
01:04:44,543 --> 01:04:47,167
when Irene arrives, he thinks
it’s missing something.

1107
01:04:47,305 --> 01:04:50,066
- Huh?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

1108
01:04:50,204 --> 01:04:52,344
But Henry had a solution.

1109
01:04:52,482 --> 01:04:54,691
What if, when the monster
first comes out,

1110
01:04:54,829 --> 01:04:56,314
she eats a victim

1111
01:04:56,452 --> 01:04:58,833
to let the audience know
that she means business.

1112
01:04:58,972 --> 01:05:01,940
And better yet,
Henry has volunteered

1113
01:05:02,078 --> 01:05:06,013
to play the part
of the first sacrifice!

1114
01:05:08,326 --> 01:05:10,155
Henry! Bank you!

1115
01:05:10,293 --> 01:05:11,985
Mm-mm, mm-mm!

1116
01:05:12,123 --> 01:05:13,883
Oh, man, he seems excited, huh?

1117
01:05:14,021 --> 01:05:16,265
- He’s really getting
into the part. - Aw.

1118
01:05:16,403 --> 01:05:18,543
Well, James.

1119
01:05:18,681 --> 01:05:20,200
Jim. Jimmy.

1120
01:05:20,338 --> 01:05:21,753
Jimothy.

1121
01:05:21,891 --> 01:05:25,446
Are you ready to start making
your first movie?

1122
01:05:25,584 --> 01:05:27,000
Sí, sí.

1123
01:05:27,138 --> 01:05:29,934
By the way, are you okay with
me appearing in this scene?

1124
01:05:30,072 --> 01:05:31,280
Th-This is your project.

1125
01:05:31,418 --> 01:05:32,698
I don’t want
to step on any toes.

1126
01:05:32,729 --> 01:05:35,180
No problemo. Lumiosa!

1127
01:05:36,388 --> 01:05:37,388
Sonos!

1128
01:05:38,735 --> 01:05:40,047
Y smoka!

1129
01:05:40,185 --> 01:05:42,256
<i>Minions y Monstras.</i>

1130
01:05:42,394 --> 01:05:43,602
Uno!

1131
01:05:48,987 --> 01:05:51,956
The end is finally here.

1132
01:05:52,094 --> 01:05:55,028
Earth is living
its last moments.

1133
01:05:55,166 --> 01:05:57,547
The monsters are back

1134
01:05:57,685 --> 01:05:59,825
with a vengeance!

1135
01:05:59,964 --> 01:06:05,970
The time for Irene
has come again!

1136
01:06:06,108 --> 01:06:07,557
Rahlia!

1137
01:06:07,695 --> 01:06:10,215
Yogsogoth!

1138
01:06:11,113 --> 01:06:12,907
Flitahgen!

1139
01:06:13,046 --> 01:06:15,600
Carbonica!

1140
01:06:15,738 --> 01:06:19,155
Alea Iacta Est!

1141
01:06:19,845 --> 01:06:23,642
Mercurio Sulubidis!

1142
01:06:25,334 --> 01:06:29,683
Cardamen Macchiato!

1143
01:06:42,558 --> 01:06:46,734
Welcome, the all-consuming,

1144
01:06:46,872 --> 01:06:49,703
all-powerful Irene!

1145
01:06:56,123 --> 01:06:57,573
Irene!

1146
01:06:59,264 --> 01:07:01,818
Wow, you’re so beautiful!

1147
01:07:01,956 --> 01:07:04,959
So big, so orange, so

1148
01:07:05,098 --> 01:07:08,446
G-G-Gooey!

1149
01:07:08,584 --> 01:07:10,758
Now feed, Irene!

1150
01:07:10,896 --> 01:07:13,830
Feast on our modest offering

1151
01:07:13,968 --> 01:07:16,557
and go forth into the world!

1152
01:07:24,531 --> 01:07:26,636
C’est gooda! Gooda, Henry!

1153
01:07:49,970 --> 01:07:51,661
James! Helpa me!

1154
01:07:51,799 --> 01:07:53,249
Huh? Helpa?

1155
01:07:53,387 --> 01:07:54,940
But por qué helpa?

1156
01:07:59,497 --> 01:08:01,533
James!

1157
01:08:01,671 --> 01:08:02,914
Uh, no, no!

1158
01:08:03,052 --> 01:08:04,226
Stoppa!

1159
01:08:04,364 --> 01:08:05,951
Irene, stoppa!

1160
01:08:06,090 --> 01:08:08,195
Bitte, bitte, stoppa!

1161
01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:10,818
Stop? I’m not gonna stop.

1162
01:08:10,956 --> 01:08:13,338
I’ve been waiting
for this moment for eons.

1163
01:08:13,476 --> 01:08:17,170
Irene is going to devour
everything and everyone.

1164
01:08:17,308 --> 01:08:19,033
No!

1165
01:08:22,727 --> 01:08:25,109
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

1166
01:08:28,042 --> 01:08:30,493
Henry! Oh, oh, no!

1167
01:08:58,832 --> 01:09:00,351
Henry! Uh

1168
01:09:10,084 --> 01:09:11,569
That was super fun.

1169
01:09:11,707 --> 01:09:14,365
What a perfect day
this has been.

1170
01:09:14,503 --> 01:09:15,849
Thank you so much.

1171
01:09:15,987 --> 01:09:17,920
Oh. Oh, no.

1172
01:09:18,058 --> 01:09:20,302
No, no. No. Thank you.

1173
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:22,373
I really like you, Dort.
You’re

1174
01:09:22,511 --> 01:09:25,065
you’re not like
the other men that I know.

1175
01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:28,896
Mm. You mean Dort is not
all about suppressing feelings

1176
01:09:29,034 --> 01:09:31,140
to avoid appearing vulnerable?

1177
01:09:31,278 --> 01:09:33,867
Well, yes, but more like,
with you

1178
01:09:34,005 --> 01:09:37,664
well, I-I feel respected
and listened to.

1179
01:09:37,802 --> 01:09:40,218
Aw, Debbie.

1180
01:09:40,356 --> 01:09:42,186
Dort.

1181
01:10:02,447 --> 01:10:04,035
C’est la Henry!

1182
01:10:04,173 --> 01:10:06,037
Dort! Kawasaki le kaiju!

1183
01:10:06,175 --> 01:10:07,176
Help buddy, buddy.

1184
01:10:07,314 --> 01:10:09,143
- Huh?
- Oh, my heavens!

1185
01:10:09,282 --> 01:10:10,628
Look at that thing!

1186
01:10:10,766 --> 01:10:13,113
Well, he’s no match
for my robot boyfriend.

1187
01:10:13,251 --> 01:10:15,771
Go! Get him, baby!

1188
01:10:15,909 --> 01:10:17,393
Um, yes, yes.

1189
01:10:17,531 --> 01:10:20,362
But that thing i-is huge!

1190
01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:23,123
Uh, I, um

1191
01:10:23,261 --> 01:10:24,435
Okay.

1192
01:10:26,506 --> 01:10:28,266
- Dort?
- Dort?

1193
01:10:32,028 --> 01:10:34,134
Dort!

1194
01:10:34,272 --> 01:10:35,411
- Uh, uh
- Hmm?

1195
01:10:35,549 --> 01:10:37,171
Buddies.
Dort.

1196
01:10:37,310 --> 01:10:38,483
Y tú. Helpa Henry!

1197
01:10:38,621 --> 01:10:40,002
Huh? Helpa Henry?

1198
01:10:40,140 --> 01:10:42,280
Sí, helpa Henry!

1199
01:10:42,418 --> 01:10:43,695
Buddies!

1200
01:10:43,833 --> 01:10:46,595
Helpa Henry!

1201
01:11:10,204 --> 01:11:13,415
On my command, prepare to fire!

1202
01:11:15,900 --> 01:11:16,900
And, uh

1203
01:11:21,285 --> 01:11:23,632
Fall back! Fall back!

1204
01:11:25,875 --> 01:11:27,739
Huh?

1205
01:11:36,265 --> 01:11:37,715
- Uh.
- Ooh. Uh.

1206
01:11:37,853 --> 01:11:40,787
Uh, uh, uh, uh

1207
01:11:40,925 --> 01:11:42,651
Hmph.

1208
01:11:43,307 --> 01:11:44,377
Meow.

1209
01:11:52,488 --> 01:11:54,110
Wait, wait, wait! Slow down!

1210
01:11:54,248 --> 01:11:56,112
Dort!

1211
01:11:57,148 --> 01:11:59,081
Where are we going?

1212
01:12:00,841 --> 01:12:02,981
Dort!

1213
01:12:03,119 --> 01:12:04,293
Opena!

1214
01:12:07,192 --> 01:12:08,332
Huh?

1215
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:21,621
Phew.

1216
01:12:21,759 --> 01:12:23,253
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Ouch! Ouch!

1217
01:12:23,277 --> 01:12:25,157
- Get out of here, you weirdo.
- Ouch!

1218
01:12:35,048 --> 01:12:36,567
Henry.

1219
01:12:36,705 --> 01:12:38,258
So I guess this is the end.

1220
01:12:38,396 --> 01:12:40,502
Irene, finish him!

1221
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,331
Huh?

1222
01:12:44,954 --> 01:12:46,956
Oh!

1223
01:12:48,579 --> 01:12:50,926
No, no, no, no, no!

1224
01:12:58,243 --> 01:12:59,417
Henry!

1225
01:13:09,013 --> 01:13:11,464
Huh?

1226
01:13:25,581 --> 01:13:27,341
Ah, no!

1227
01:13:38,249 --> 01:13:40,803
Ah

1228
01:13:46,222 --> 01:13:48,017
Ah

1229
01:13:53,195 --> 01:13:54,507
Huh? Henry!

1230
01:13:54,645 --> 01:13:55,922
James!

1231
01:13:56,060 --> 01:13:57,555
Toot, toot!

1232
01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:01,617
- Minions!
- Huh?

1233
01:14:01,755 --> 01:14:03,585
What?

1234
01:14:05,794 --> 01:14:08,175
Mm, piñata!

1235
01:14:11,109 --> 01:14:12,145
Huh?

1236
01:14:21,913 --> 01:14:23,294
Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!

1237
01:14:23,432 --> 01:14:24,432
Click! Click! Click?

1238
01:14:26,090 --> 01:14:27,263
Yah! Yah!

1239
01:14:39,068 --> 01:14:40,138
Ow!

1240
01:14:43,314 --> 01:14:45,972
Bazooka!

1241
01:15:04,646 --> 01:15:06,061
James!

1242
01:15:06,199 --> 01:15:08,373
Looka, looka!

1243
01:15:08,512 --> 01:15:10,375
Go, go, go!

1244
01:15:27,427 --> 01:15:29,291
Oh!

1245
01:15:40,233 --> 01:15:42,787
Good game, fellas,
but it’s over.

1246
01:15:42,925 --> 01:15:45,549
Irene, take ’em all down!

1247
01:15:54,178 --> 01:15:55,559
Uh, James.

1248
01:16:03,290 --> 01:16:05,051
Huh?

1249
01:16:05,189 --> 01:16:07,709
Ah, ah, what’s happening?
Who dares?

1250
01:16:11,644 --> 01:16:13,853
I am Dort!

1251
01:16:16,165 --> 01:16:16,959
Bravo!

1252
01:16:17,097 --> 01:16:20,238
Call off your attack, or else.

1253
01:16:20,376 --> 01:16:22,724
Oh, yeah? Or else, what?

1254
01:16:22,862 --> 01:16:24,588
We’ve got Irene!

1255
01:16:24,726 --> 01:16:26,072
Agreed.

1256
01:16:26,210 --> 01:16:29,075
But I’ve got

1257
01:16:29,213 --> 01:16:31,767
Minions!

1258
01:16:33,424 --> 01:16:34,839
Piñata!

1259
01:17:07,285 --> 01:17:08,597
Uh, no.

1260
01:17:18,193 --> 01:17:18,918
Ah

1261
01:17:19,056 --> 01:17:20,195
Kanpai!

1262
01:17:21,817 --> 01:17:25,856
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,
pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!

1263
01:17:49,707 --> 01:17:52,089
Irene!

1264
01:17:52,986 --> 01:17:54,298
Hey, Goomi!

1265
01:17:54,436 --> 01:17:55,471
Huh?

1266
01:17:59,510 --> 01:18:00,960
- Huh?
- Oh, no.

1267
01:18:01,098 --> 01:18:02,834
No, no. No, no, no, no.

1268
01:18:02,858 --> 01:18:03,858
No, no, no, no!

1269
01:18:03,928 --> 01:18:06,172
Undo la spella.

1270
01:18:06,310 --> 01:18:08,657
Command-Zed!

1271
01:18:08,795 --> 01:18:10,038
Run for it, boys!

1272
01:18:10,176 --> 01:18:12,247
Undo!

1273
01:18:16,907 --> 01:18:19,737
Command-Zed!

1274
01:18:19,875 --> 01:18:23,189
Don’t you dare lock me
in there again, or I’m gonna

1275
01:18:29,713 --> 01:18:31,231
Dick!

1276
01:18:31,369 --> 01:18:32,405
Tú le besta.

1277
01:18:32,543 --> 01:18:34,062
No, Greg. Tú le besta.

1278
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:36,374
Ah. Oh!

1279
01:18:38,618 --> 01:18:39,618
Oh.

1280
01:18:41,621 --> 01:18:43,934
Dort! Dort!

1281
01:18:45,349 --> 01:18:47,075
Oh, Debbie!

1282
01:18:48,179 --> 01:18:49,491
<i>Yes, indeed.</i>

1283
01:18:49,629 --> 01:18:52,874
<i>The day and Earth itself
was saved.</i>

1284
01:18:53,012 --> 01:18:54,599
<i>All was right in the world.</i>

1285
01:18:55,842 --> 01:18:57,292
<i>And get this.</i>

1286
01:18:57,430 --> 01:18:59,881
<i>Ed had never stopped filming.</i>

1287
01:19:08,061 --> 01:19:11,099
<i>And so,
after months of hard work,</i>

1288
01:19:11,237 --> 01:19:13,826
<i>and with the help
of all of his buddies,</i>

1289
01:19:13,964 --> 01:19:16,656
<i>James had made his dream
come true.</i>

1290
01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:19,728
<i>He had done it.</i>

1291
01:19:19,866 --> 01:19:22,869
<i>He had finally made his movie.</i>

1292
01:19:29,738 --> 01:19:31,326
<i>And let me tell you,</i>

1293
01:19:31,464 --> 01:19:35,192
<i>watching the movie play
with a theater full of people,</i>

1294
01:19:35,330 --> 01:19:39,092
<i>there was truly nothing better.</i>

1295
01:19:39,230 --> 01:19:41,439
James! James!

1296
01:19:41,577 --> 01:19:42,751
James! James!

1297
01:19:42,889 --> 01:19:46,444
James! James!
James! James! James!

1298
01:19:49,965 --> 01:19:52,278
Bank you. Bank you a tutti.

1299
01:19:52,416 --> 01:19:53,831
Bank you.

1300
01:19:54,694 --> 01:19:56,213
Bank you.

1301
01:19:56,351 --> 01:19:57,973
Bravo!

1302
01:19:58,111 --> 01:20:00,424
I’m so proud of you, James!

1303
01:20:00,562 --> 01:20:01,666
Oh, xiè xie.

1304
01:20:01,805 --> 01:20:03,116
Fantastic work, Minions.

1305
01:20:03,254 --> 01:20:05,601
That was incredible.

1306
01:20:05,739 --> 01:20:07,707
Fun for the whole family.

1307
01:20:09,882 --> 01:20:14,818
<i>And the evening just
kept getting better and better.</i>

1308
01:20:15,715 --> 01:20:17,268
Uh

1309
01:20:19,443 --> 01:20:21,514
Uh.

1310
01:20:21,652 --> 01:20:23,930
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

1311
01:20:24,068 --> 01:20:25,829
Bank you, Henry.

1312
01:20:31,765 --> 01:20:34,389
<i>Oh, was it
a glorious, beautiful moment</i>

1313
01:20:34,527 --> 01:20:37,288
<i>that none of them
would ever forget.</i>

1314
01:20:38,289 --> 01:20:40,222
<i>They had done it.</i>

1315
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:44,295
<i>The Minions had achieved
success in the face of adversity.</i>

1316
01:20:44,433 --> 01:20:46,677
And even though
it took a long time

1317
01:20:46,815 --> 01:20:50,854
and it wasn’t always easy,
they came out on top.

1318
01:20:50,992 --> 01:20:52,579
As a group.

1319
01:20:52,717 --> 01:20:54,305
As a tribe.

1320
01:20:54,443 --> 01:20:56,135
As friends.

1321
01:20:56,273 --> 01:20:58,447
Aw!

1322
01:20:59,345 --> 01:21:00,518
Cut!

1323
01:21:00,656 --> 01:21:02,762
The movie is finito!
Bank you, toda!

1324
01:21:02,900 --> 01:21:04,660
Bank you!

1325
01:21:07,111 --> 01:21:08,319
Hey, hey.

1326
01:21:08,457 --> 01:21:10,459
- Bank you!
- Way to go, Minions.

1327
01:21:10,597 --> 01:21:12,910
Ooh, hey! ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!

1328
01:21:14,325 --> 01:21:16,983
Hey!

1329
01:21:24,439 --> 01:21:25,750
Thank you.

1330
01:21:25,889 --> 01:21:27,280
Whoo!

1331
01:21:29,064 --> 01:21:30,894
- Hey.
- Come here, come here.

1332
01:21:35,519 --> 01:21:36,761
Bank you, Floyd!

1333
01:21:38,694 --> 01:21:39,695
Aw.

1334
01:21:41,318 --> 01:21:43,907
Eh, James, tapioca?

1335
01:21:44,045 --> 01:21:46,771
- Tapioca.
- Credits!

1336
01:22:06,619 --> 01:22:07,931
Ooh.

1337
01:22:08,069 --> 01:22:10,278
Eh.

1338
01:22:10,416 --> 01:22:12,694
Hey, hey, Mini Boss.

1339
01:22:43,035 --> 01:22:44,726
Whoa!

1340
01:22:44,864 --> 01:22:46,176
Bello?

1341
01:22:46,314 --> 01:22:48,109
Stuart, helpa con la booka.

1342
01:22:48,247 --> 01:22:50,663
Uh

1343
01:22:56,565 --> 01:22:58,533
Ah, uh, uh

1344
01:23:00,397 --> 01:23:01,708
Ow! Ow! Ooh!

1345
01:23:01,846 --> 01:23:04,090
Stop! Hey, stop it!

1346
01:23:15,412 --> 01:23:16,412
Eh?

1347
01:23:20,175 --> 01:23:22,108
Uh

1348
01:23:22,246 --> 01:23:24,697
Ah.

1349
01:23:44,751 --> 01:23:46,063
Ooh, looka, looka!

1350
01:23:54,278 --> 01:23:55,900
Come here, come here!

1351
01:24:10,777 --> 01:24:13,194
Kitty Gru!

1352
01:24:14,195 --> 01:24:15,230
Rawr.

1353
01:24:17,853 --> 01:24:20,891
Sheepy Gru!

1354
01:24:21,029 --> 01:24:22,030
Baa

1355
01:24:23,376 --> 01:24:24,688
Ooh, ooh.

1356
01:24:24,826 --> 01:24:27,311
Penguin Gru!

1357
01:24:30,452 --> 01:24:33,041
Piggy Gru!


